
![]() | Well hello there. You can call me Betty Boob. The "Site Owner" has asked me to hang out here with my pet jaguar, Rex, to warn his visitors that they may not find the humor on these pages funny. |
|
|
You see, he received the following e-mail one day:
"Okay, the journal has been fixed, but it definitely has some questionable content on it. If you’re in touch with the site owner at all can you please ask them to review our Terms of Service so they don’t get their account deleted. Thanks!"
So, I'm here to tell you that this is a site for Humor. Well Duh . . . That's why it is called "Chuckles of Alex's Place". Those of you who recognize this, come on in and enjoy the musings. Feel free to comment. And share some of your own humor.
Those of you who find the content of these pages "questionable", simply leave. You don't have to read them. Nobody is forcing you to come here. There aren't any "pop-ups" appearing on your screen directing you here. There are no other gimmicks to re-direct you here. If you don't like what you see here don't come back!
For those "parents" out there who may not want their children to view these pages, exercise your right . . . no . . . your Duty as a parent to control your children and prevent them from coming here. Do not attempt to control the "site owner". He is not your child. If you cannot exert enough influence over your offspring to guide them to conform to your values, you have our sympathy.
As for Bravenet, delete this account if you must. Then you can count yourself among those religious Zealots who find it necessary to wreak havoc in the world and go on killing and rioting rampages over a comical picture. It will not bother us. We probably spend too much time here anyway.
And finally, to those who feel the need to monitor and control everyone else in the world have a Pizza on us. Just click the Pizza pie to order it.
Turn up your volume and listen for this is where you would have society heading!
There is a moral to this story, but not exactly the one most of us are
expecting!
In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake.
The hot, dry fly who said to no one in particular, "Gosh...if I go
down three inches I will feel the mist from the water and I will be
refreshed."
There was a fish in the water thinking, "Gosh...if that fly goes
downthree inches, I can eat him."
There was a bear on the shore thinking, "Gosh...if that fly goes down
three inches that fish will jump for the fly...and I will grab him!"
It also happened that a hunter was farther up the bank of the lake
preparing to eat a cheese sandwich....
"Gosh," he thought, "if that fly goes down three inches...and that
fish leaps for it... that bear will expose himself and grab for the fish.
I'll shoot the bear and have a proper lunch."
Now, you probably think this is enough activity on one bank of a lake,
but I can tell you there's more....
A wee mouse by the hunter's foot was thinking, "Gosh if that fly goes
down three inches...and that fish jumps for that fly... and that bear grabs
for that fish...the dumb hunter will shoot the bear and drop his cheese
sandwich."
A cat lurking in the bushes took in this scene and thought, (as was
fashionable to do on the banks of this particular lake around lunch
time
"Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches...and that fish jumps for
that fly ... and that bear grabs for that fish and that hunter shoots that
bear...and that mouse makes off with the cheese sandwich...then I can
have mouse for lunch."
The poor fly is finally so hot and so dry that he heads down for the
cooling mist of the water.
The fish swallows the fly... The bear grabs the fish... The hunter
shoots the bear... The mouse grabs the cheese sandwich... The cat
jumps for the mouse... The mouse ducks...The cat falls into the water
and drowns.
***The moral of the story is: Whenever a fly goes down three inches, some pussy is in serious
danger.***